Madison Kennedy

Jon Gosselin has been spotted getting advice on his personal life from the low-life father of Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan.  Family of Lohan have been claiming Michael should mind his own business and pay up the child support he owes ex-wife Dina. Maybe Jon is getting advice on being a deadbeat dad in terrible t-shirts.

Lindsay Lohan was surprised with a birthday party while in Vegas this past weekend promoting her new line of tanning products.  By the looks of her almost orange skin, they work really well.

 Lindsay Lohan is wanted for questioning by  the Scotland Yard for apparently missing  jewels valued at $500,000.  Lohan reportedly  wore the jewels for a photo shoot at Elle, and  were never seen again.  
 I know things are tough Lindsay, but jewel  theft?  Just stick to wrecking cars.