Madison Kennedy

Kim Kardashian has a new product to hock.  The infamous Big-K launched her own line of cupcake mix called Va Va Vanilla.  What’s next?  Cellulite cream for after she has her cupcakes and eats them too?

Hilary Duff got every materialistic woman’s dream of an engagement ring this past weekend:   a whopper weighing in at 14 carats.  Just Jared reports that the sparkler cost fiance Mike Comrie over $1 million. He might want to rethink that chunk of change when he gets traded yet again.  Hope Duff likes Ramen noodles.

I guess there isn’t a plastic surgery available for grandma arms yet.  Or else Madonna would have known about it.

No explanation needed, other than to say Rihanna was partying at Tao in Las Vegas.

High School Musical hottie Zac Efron chopped off his trademark shag hair for something a little more structured.  Channeling Elvis perhaps?

Lindsay Lohan was surprised with a birthday party while in Vegas this past weekend promoting her new line of tanning products.  By the looks of her almost orange skin, they work really well.

Celebrity wannabe Heidi Montag-Pratt left her husband Spencer Pratt on  the sidelines and posed for what she calls a “tasteful” Playboy spread.  What  she didn’t tell people is that she was forced to wear a swimsuit, because no one  wants to see her naked…or her boob job scars.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I don’t know about all of you, but looking at  her unscathed body makes me want to learn  her ancient chinese secret.
 Or the name of her plastic surgeon.

Here are the nominees:
 
Cast your votes now.  Either way, they all lose.