Madison Kennedy

Canadian songstress Celine Dion announced she is pregnant by in vitro fertilization.  This will be the second child for Dion and her husband, René Angélil.

Jon Gosselin has been spotted getting advice on his personal life from the low-life father of Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan.  Family of Lohan have been claiming Michael should mind his own business and pay up the child support he owes ex-wife Dina. Maybe Jon is getting advice on being a deadbeat dad in terrible t-shirts.

Candy Spelling, widow of the father of soap operas Aaron Spelling, sent a scathing letter to TMZ, criticizing her daughter Tori for using her children as props in her reality TV show.  Strong words from a gold-digging fame whore.

Director Terry Gilliam, mentor of Heath Ledger stated  in the new issue of Vanity Fair that despite Ledger’s deteriating relationship with Michelle Williams, it was the custody battle over  daughter Matilda that “really made Heath snap”.

 But not the ones you think.  Sarah Jessica  Parker and Matthew Broderick released  their first family photo today since the birth  of their twin daughters, Tabitha and Marion.  The babies were born via  surrogate on June 22.

 A Malawian court has approved the latest edition to  the Madonna family, three year-old Chifundo   “Mercy” James.  The judge stated that the court  overlooked her commitment to disadvantaged children  when they made their prior decision.  Or her  commitment to brain washing as many children as  possible.  You decide.

That’s right.  Pictured is Miley Cyrus and her  brother Trace Cyrus, lead singer of the band Metro  Station.  You can almost see the family  resemblence.  Almost.

 Big surprise.  Octo-Mom Nadya Suleman was pulled over in La Habra today for talking  on her cell phone while driving, which is a  big no-no in California.  Police are reporting  that she had at least one of her children in  the car at the time.  
 Notice the $200 Tory Burch flats on her feet.  Selling [...]

I just came across this video on YouTube.  That explains the perfect tummy.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I don’t know about all of you, but looking at  her unscathed body makes me want to learn  her ancient chinese secret.
 Or the name of her plastic surgeon.